Things I can do this week that are free.

So this week I’ve been depressed about money. So here’s a short list of things that I can do that are free.

1. Shave
2. Shower
3. Watch movies/TV
4. Smoke my remaining cigarettes
5. Use the remaining gas in my car to drive around this little town
6. Eat at home until I run out of groceries
7. Write on this blog
8. Do homework
9. Listen to music
10. Clean my room
11. Shoot zombies
12. Wash clothes
13. Change clothes as many times as I want
14. Jog in place
15. Poop
16. Have great conversations
17. Jog in place until I have to poop, then have a great conversation while pooping
18. Nap
19. Google
20. Come up with get rich quick schemes.

See, aren’t you happy that you too can do all of those things for free?